Brandon arrived in Arizona on Monday evening after doing practically nothing all day fresh off an 11-day vacation.
Brandon ignored reporters as he shuffled over to Marine One – and again ignored the press as he arrived to Arizona.
Feeble Brandon had to use the shorter staircase again.
WATCH:
Brandon, back to using the short stairs on Air Force One, takes no question as he arrives at the Grand Canyon for a trip about climate change pic.twitter.com/GJG7PX5tHh
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 8, 2023
On Tuesday Brandon rolled up to his speech on climate change at Red Butte Airfield in a massive motorcade.
Brandon once again told a bizarre story about a little girl who approached him and begged him to “take care” of Bears Ears National Monument.
He even used a creepy baby-like voice as he told the tall tale.
“She walked up and she said, ‘Mr. President, would you take care of Bears Ears for me?’ And I didn’t know what she meant,” Brandon said.
This never happened. This is a twisted fantasy Brandon made up out of thin air.
WATCH:
Brandon tells a story in which he says a “little girl” randomly approached him on the streets of Washington D.C. and begged him to “take care of Bears Ears” national monument. pic.twitter.com/nnCkfHj6N2
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 8, 2023
Brandon said a version of this story a couple of years ago.
In October 2021 Brandon recalled a story about a little girl with a teddy bear he encountered when he was on the campaign stump.
This version of the story was a little different. In this previous version, Brandon didn’t know where he was and he said the little girl ‘wasn’t sure what to call him’ since he wasn’t elected yet.
“I gotta tell you a quick story,” Brandon said with a smug look on his face. “When I was running for office, I’m embarrassed I can’t remember exactly which state I was in, but a gentleman and I think it was his wife and a little girl who said ‘could I talk to you?’ – And she had this… it looked like a teddy bear and she said ‘could I talk to you?’ – She wasn’t sure what to call me since I wasn’t elected yet.”
Brandon continued, “She said ‘I want to give you something. I want to give you some bears ears…she said ‘you gotta promise me, you gotta promise me you’ll protect the bears ears.”
Brandon said he was confused by the little girl’s request so her dad chimed in and said “you know, a national park.’ [Bears Ears National Monument in Utah]
We’re just going to file this in “things that never happened.”